Slave Labour

Labour wants to bring in child slave labour in order to reduce the costs of the ever expanding state.

Mr Brown said a promise to bring in compulsory community service would be a part of his next election manifesto.

Luckily this will be a manefesto that they will never implement. Cameron did promote something similar, but at least he didn't call for out and out slavery to the state. He just hinted at it instead. If either of them actually implements it they should paraded naked and chained to the site of an ancient slave market and publicly auctioned off with the highest bidder getting to flog them to death on a sugar plantation.